J: But I'm not tired!
Me (conclusively, I felt this was a real selling point): Yes you are, look in the mirror, the white in your eyes is red!
J: That's because I'm a Liverpool supporter!!
He did, eventually, go to bed...
Now, does anyone remember the Russian song in this year's Eurovision Song Contest? Dima Bilan sang "never, never let you go" with quite a bit of moaning, a compelling pronunciation of the word 'blood', and with a lot more clothes on than he appears to have if you google him... You can hear the original here, if you like.
Now, my kids - and especially Filip - love this song. (I must admit I've admitted it (hah!) into my iPod as well. It kind of grows on you...) A couple of nights ago I caught him singing along with it - you judge for yourselves if his English isn't a match for Dima's :)