From the land of eternal snow...

It certainly feels like it at the moment, anyway. This was last night, it could have been tonight!

Now, contrary to many people's belief, there are in fact no polar bears in the streets of mainland Norway... (But there are in Spitsbergen etc.)

These were just so cute, though!

Polar bear tips on what you need for a great life:

Time for relaxation

Good sleep

Good looks

Good health and exercise

A bit of adventure

Someone to dance with

Bear hugs

Real love

But always - watch out for those bastard penguins!