A friend came back from abroad with a pair of jeans that fitted her 13-year-old daughter so well, the daughter immediately & joyfully exclaimed (and pardon her language):
"F***ing **ll, mum, have you mugged up my a**e?"
Such a gift of the gab... And I didn't know she'd even been to Ireland!
(Hmm. Well, she didn't quite pronounce all those asterisks...)